A friend's mom once said that I "sure did seem to like those chips." That friend shall remain anonymous, and so will her mom. But if you happen to see either of them, tell them "hey." I think I might be turning into a lame emo kid. I hate that I have a tumblr, but it's really hip to hate that you have a tumblr, so I'm really hip that I have a tumblr and that I hate that I have a tumblr. You know that Simpsons episode, where they go to Flanders' beach house and Lisa decides to be someone else so that the kids will like her? That someone else is me, I think. I really love the Mountain Goats, and I really like Alkaline Trio, but only their first four albums, I swear (I do secretly own Good Mourning, but only digitally. Please don't tell anyone. Please). I like other bands, too. Like Spraynard. And, some others. "Ana Ng" might be my favorite song right now. This time yesterday, it was probably, like, "'97" or something. This time tomorrow, who knows what it will be? The Black Eyed Peas, probably. I skateboard. Fuck. That might be giving too much away, if the Mountain Goats/Alkaline Trio/Spraynard thing didn't already. I like Arrested Development, and stuff, because I'm really original. I like Hunter S. Thompson and Jack Kerouac and Kurt Vonnegut and Douglas Adams and John Green and books in general, in no particular order, because, again, I'm really original. And Chuck Palahniuk and Ultimate Spider-Man and Ernest Hemingway and stuff. I like reading about the United States. I like the concept of a road trip around the United States with my bestest friends, but I wouldn't dare actually try it. I like reading about road trips around the United States with your bestest friends, though. I kind of like the United States, actually. I'm not a socialist anymore. I sort of think responsible capitalism might be a good thing. I sometimes wonder when "Reform the current capitalist system, so that our capitalism will work better" turned into, "Smash the state, so that anarchy." I like the first one better. I genuinely love humans for being human. Because I'm that kind of an asshole. This one time, I bought a book about the X-Files, and I was really, visibly embarrassed about it, even though I love the X-Files with most of my heart. When I muttered some joke to the clerk about being embarrassed about it, he said, "You should be proud of who you are." I think you should be proud of who you are. I think the X-Files are awesome. I'm still embarrassed about owning that book, though. I hope that everyone gives me a hard time for having a tumblr. Oh, and also I like The Clash. And Indiana Jones.
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